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Name: Azer
Location: Azerbaijan
Interests: Marriage, snorkeling, numchuck skills, cow tipping, fishing, running, chewing gum, fish, cooking porkchops during the 4th of July parade next to aunt Bethel, dating outside the family when applicable, carpooling, car theft (in that order), transferring mass between different sized containers, panty hemming (if they're too long on you), osmosis, postal fraud, watching phagocytosis on weekends
Expertise: see above
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Hospitality
Message: message me
Member Since:
2/10/2005
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Hardcore to the Bone Vol. Vi
By Various Artist, The Playah, Evil Activities, Dominion, Elite Forces, Masters of Ceremony, Art of Fighters, The Viper, Scott Brown, DJ Paul feat. DJ Distortion
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I think we were all quite ready for spring break to arrive-It seems to have been a pretty stressful semester for most.
There are some things, however, that I dearly miss when I'm at home over breaks. First of all, I miss cafeteria pizza. And grilled cheese with wheat on one side and white on the other. Also, if you'll refer to my interests on the left of your screen, I miss watching phagocytosis. Here it is, Sunday, and I haven't watched any phagocytosis all weekend because I left all of my supplies in the science lab. Mrs. VanHooser's probably going to town with those crazy phagocytes. That really stinks, if you ask me. Anyway, I can't dwell on that. I also miss study hours--tomorrow is Monday, and there will be none of the opposite sex in my room. And I miss assembly. If you ask me, Chris Shields could lead Victory In Jesus till the cows come home and I wouldn't mind.
Well, anyway, I have to go enjoy my break (aunt Bethel is calling--she wants to play Go Fish....again...) | | |
| If Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, and Ploto is a dog, what is Goofy?!?!??!
think about it, goofy got the shaft in this situation, he looks like a combenation of a dog, a cow, and todd greer!
  
is there such thing as a happy and a healthy relationship, I think life sucks. And to you who believe that V-day is a good thing, you are dumb. Why should we reserve only one day a year to love each other, and use the rest to hate. | | |
| I was thinking the other day about how I'm not exactly the epitomy of my gender, and I therefore don't know what the norm for my gender is in relation to the phenomenon commonly known as "girl talk." Do not mistake the term "girl talk" to mean "talk among girls." I'm referring to "girl talk" as in talks that occur, usually late at night, between same sex groups of people, possibly sharing the same bed, definitely sharing the same room.
I really would like some help with this subject, so to all of you who belong to a sex (preferably male or female, although if there is another option, that would add a whole new dimension to my current quandary), please respond!
To what extent do girls truly have girl talk?
About what do they normally talk?
To what extent do boys have girl talk?
About what do they normally talk?
Do they talk about the same things as girls?
Would any male admit that they talk about the same thing as girls?
Or is it that girls talk about the same thing as boys?
Would girls even admit what they talk about?
Or is all of this top secret?
How much of this talking is required to be considered a best friend? What about a best friend forever? A BFF, if you will?
LYLAS? What is that anyway?! | | |
| Ever think of what your friends' lives will look like when they grow up? Try it sometime- gather your friends and go around the circle, speculating as to what they'll be doing in 10 years. Soccer mom? Exotic world traveler? Sarcastic as always? Basketball coach? Spending all their time on a surf board? Really-its fun. | | |
| For my virginal post in Xanga, I would like to ask you a question.
Two holes, or three?
By way of explanation, do most males realize that there are three holes? Or is it generally accepted that there are two? What an egocentric view. Just because you have two holes doesn't mean we only have two. You're in for either a surprise or a lot of confusion on your wedding night!
Leave your thoughts.
I'm not feminist. Really. | | |
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